anationaltreasure:

send me your url and i’ll post 3-5 icons that sum up my muse’s feelings on yours

(Source: anationaltreasure-blog)

send me a topic to write a meta about my muse on

archaeologian:

I might write anything from a paragraph to a whopping essay, but send me something you’ve noticed about my characterisation or just something you want to know about my muse and I will write what I can!

(Source: archaeologian-blog)

Get to know the people in my muse’s life.

ofhotheads:

Send me a symbol and I’ll tell you about…

🌟 …someone my muse trusts.
💔 …someone who broke my muse’s heart.
💕 …someone my muse loves. 
😒 …someone my muse hates.
🔥…someone my muse would die for.
💀 …someone my muse would kill for.
👻 …someone my muse considers a best friend.
💘 …someone my muse has a crush on.
🔪 …someone my muse hurt in the past.
👀 …someone my muse likes, but doesn’t trust.
💩 …someone my muse dislikes, but admires.
👿 …someone my muse used to like, but doesn’t anymore.
😉 …someone my muse has had sex with.
💋 …someone my muse used to date.
😜 …someone who makes my muse laugh.
👪 …someone in my muse’s family.
👑 …someone my muse is jealous of.
👊 …someone who hates my muse.
👫 …someone who has a crush on my muse.
👌 …someone my muse has only met once, but will never forget.
🍓…someone my muse has never met, but wants to meet.
👰 …someone my muse would consider marrying.

(Source: ofhotheads-blog)

REACTION MEME: Bruised and Broken Version

lokibannerpool:

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• “Woah, when did you get that?”
• “Who did this to you?”
• “How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
• “You’re saying this was an accident?”
• “What a shiner!”
• “If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
• “I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
• “Does it hurt when I touch it?”
• “Let me kiss it better.”
• “If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
• “Another fight?”
• “What happened to your face?”
• “I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
• “Let’s get you to bed.”
• “Let’s get you to the hospital.”
• “Why are you so calm about this?”
• “You’re bleeding!”
• “What are friends for, ey?”
• “So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
• “You need to look where you’re going.”
• “I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
• “Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
• “Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
• “I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
• “You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
• “I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
• “How could you be so careless?”
• “I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
• “H-how many of them were there?”

Send 🌼 to put a flower in my muse’s hair!

rp-meme-glaceon:

Specify what kind of flower!

itisntapityparty:

send me five times kissed for a drabble about five times our muses kissed

For each “⭐️” I get, I’ll write a headcanon about our muses.

(Source: promptsareus-blog1)

• "Did you have a nightmare?"
• "I had a nightmare."
• "There's plenty of room for the both of us."
• "There is not enough room here for both of us."
• "It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."
• "You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"
• "We've only got the one bed between the two of us."
• "Quit stealing the covers."
• "Quit kicking me."
• "It's better than sleeping on the floor."
• "It's either this or you sleep in the tub."
• "Alright. Get up here."
• "We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"
• "Please go to bed."
• "Sleep is for the weak."
• "Do you have any idea what time it is?"
• "Dutch oven!"
• "You sleep on top of the sheets."
• "I'll sleep on top of the sheets."
• "I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"
• "You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."
• "I have to sleep closer to the door."
• "I can't sleep this close to the door."
• "Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."
• "Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."
• "We can cuddle."
• "Just don't try cuddling me or anything."

• [text]:I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
• [text]:You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
• [text]:WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
• [text]:At least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
• [text]:If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
• [text]:You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
• [text]:Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
• [text]:It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
• [text]:Maybe it's cause you slapped him with a pancake last night
• [text]:You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
• [text]:Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
• [text]:Just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if I was gonna buy it now and I laughed and asked her why I'd want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
• [text]:I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
• [text]:Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
• [text]:Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
• [text]:You better buy her a motherfucking bunny rabbit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
• [text]:I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
• [text]:You were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
• [text]:I'm still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
• [text]:This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with your ex
• [text]:Well that's my green light to bang your brother. It's not real til it's on fb
• [text]:So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
• [text]:Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
• [text]:Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
• [text]:We found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.

patricianborn:

OVERHEARD AT OXBRIDGE. 

_{virtus vera nobilitas ––––––––– sentence prompts for the pretentious.} 

^{❛ Let’s just say according to the revenue agency, my income was $0. ❜
❛ God, Mozart was such a lad. ❜
❛ But cheese will make you fat. And then you won’t find a husband. And then I’ll be sad for you. ❜
❛ Yes, but I’ll have pizza. ❜
❛ I’ve had my fair share of toy boys, I think it’s about time I had a stream of sugar daddies. ❜
❛ I’m skipping a lecture to go and play croquet! ❜
❛ Wait… We can have sex, but I can’t read your thesis outline? ❜
❛ She was in… I don’t remember, I kind of wanna say Jurassic Park, it was something like that … Oh, right, it was Sex and the City. ❜
❛ It is Malcolm X right, not Malcolm the tenth? ❜
❛ What if we made a hashtag-shaped hash brown? Oh, wait, that’s waffles, isn’t it? I’ve just invented waffles. ❜
❛ The physics drinks party was called the Higgs Booze-on. ❜
❛ They’ve run out of hummus again! They can see demand is high, why not up supply?! *hits the hummus fridge* LEARN! ❜
❛ I thought every house had a name until I found out the other week that some English addresses just have street numbers. ❜
❛ Of course my family has a coat of arms. Doesn’t every family? ❜
❛ I dare you to vote UKIP, I’ll like, pay you 20p. ❜
❛ I reckon that the Cookie Monster would be a generous lover. ❜
❛ Was your ball white-tie? ❜
❛ Our sinks just aren’t big enough, you can’t even fit a kettle under them. I couldn’t even wash my champagne flutes last night. ❜
❛ The only reason I learnt Swahili was so that I could translate the beginning of the Lion King, then I realised it’s in Zulu. ❜
❛ Don’t you hate it how football commentators fail to use the subjunctive? ❜
❛ I know sleep is necessary for memory, but actually knowing things is necessary for memory too. ❜
❛ No, I’m sorry, but I simply cannot agree to come to that opera with you. It’s being sung in English. ENGLISH! Totally unacceptable. ❜
❛ This is the flattest croissant I have ever had. ❜
❛ Did you just call a Pain Au Chocolat a croissant?! ❜
❛ I think I’ll apply to this one just because I like the sound my shoes make when I walk here. ❜
❛ No matter how much I tidy my room, I keep finding champagne corks. ❜
❛ Wish me luck, I’m off to ask my parents for more money. ❜
❛ I hate it when the milk has the same date as my deadlines. ❜
❛ It’s like English is my wife, but Classics is my mistress. ❜
❛ Oooh, I just got an email about the blues cravat I ordered for croquet cuppers next term, exciting. ❜
❛ Ughhhh the main is venison. I’ve had it twice in the last week, I don’t want it again! ❜
❛ I thought pansexual meant you like bread. ❜
❛ God, this whole conversation is so the masculine accusative singular present participle of “to go” in Ancient Greek. ❜
❛ I’m so happy because I’ll finally be able to drink port from an actual port glass instead of having to use one of my cognac glasses! ❜
❛ Please violently wake me if I ever try to fall asleep ❜
❛ If you ever have an existential question about past tenses in the middle of the night, you can send me an email. ❜
❛ Does anyone remember the last time they were praised for their work? ❜
❛ One reason I hate studying Philosophy is I can wake up feeling amazing, then go to my lecture and be told I don’t actually exist. ❜
❛ In the event of a fire alarm, please stay in your seats. ❜
❛ If you can’t use your own JCR to watch Eurovision there’s something deeply wrong with neoliberal capitalism. ❜
❛ I guess I’m not crying so I should be working right now. ❜
❛ You know, I think the only thing that would stop me from selling my soul for eternal youth is that I’ll probably age *really* well. ❜
❛ I wish my relationships were as easy as Maths and Physics. ❜
❛ The top of my Creme Brûlée hasn’t been adequately crystallised. Do you think I could exchange it for another one? ❜
❛ If you want to go on the grass, you’ll have to go to school for a very very long time.”
❛ Oh, I don’t know, I only know the Latin word for it. ❜
❛ I’m too clammy in my tweed jacket, but not clammy enough in my linen jacket. ❜}

(Source: vicipedias)