& —– * peter parker // pain in the ass :

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‘’ Uh– No. I did hear that it has people who look a lot like Nick Fury and Black Widow, though. I’m pretty sure that whole movie was just a weird SHIELD secret-mission. ‘’ Would explain how terrible that movie was. ‘’ You and diamons ? ‘’ Cue a very long pause, ‘’–Nah, don’t see it. ‘’

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            “  your LIFE is a weird shield secret mission, pete. ——– don’t bullshit me because thats going to get you hit. preferably with thor’s hammer, but i’m up for a BASEBALL bat.  ” cue a small shrug and her calm expression. “  almost like i don’t see that you k i s s up to starks ass anytime he’s mentioned in a BAD light.  ”