_{& —– * peter parker // pain in the ass :}

_{‘’ Because he means well, Felicia. I just– I know it. It’s the Parker superpower, we like to give people second chances. ‘’ And third. And sometimes fourth. ‘’ Is that the one with Harry Potter and all the wizards ? ‘’ He tries to feign an oblivious and innocent look, but his shit-eating grin gets the best of him. ‘’–I saw the first one, apparently the second one is terrible. ‘’}

              _{“  yeah well, i was brought up to believe, once an ASSHOLE, always an ASSHOLE.  ” she shot him a look that screamed bloody m u r d e r at his next words before she rose an eyebrow. “  bitch. you need to see ALL THREE. or i’m taking your phone again and i ain’t giving it back until you watch them.  ”}