_{& —– * peter parker // pain the in ass :}

_{‘’ See, this is why you need to hang out with Aunt May more often. She’ll warm your cold, cold heart. And that’s a Parker guarantee. ‘’ Wow, he really had to stop talking about his family in third person. It felt weird. ‘’ Did you just call me a– ? Okay, okay ! I’ll watch the other two, geez. ‘’}

                _{“  pete, i’m busy with work y’know that —– hey, i ain’t cold, i’m just realistic compared to YOU who thinks the world is a lovely n i c e place. it ain’t.  ” she let out a sigh, running a hand through her hair before the smile RETURNED slightly. “  it’s gonna make you watch them, though.  ” the smile g r e w as she pressed a kiss to his cheek. “  i’m going to quiz you on monday.  ”}